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I'm going to write reported for and then see what my phone thinks should go next. Reported for chapafrapinatomatoflapperdapperchino What the fuck?
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Comment Awards could you guys pls go on ig and follow Long_Head_Nibba
14:41 IM FUCKING DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:48. How Canadians are made.
Welcome to Night Vale
3:30 Vsuace's childhood
okay but i dont see how switching from cars back to horses is a bad thing
There is a book without a single e
16:13 I need to get a haunting liscence, because I died from that WTNV joke.
16:23 Nice to see a subtle Welcome to Night Vale reference every once in a while
I was in line at the grocery store and the woman in front of me was asked "Cash or card?" "Cash so I can get rid of it. It's the dirtiest thing ever. I returned something and they gave me cash. I was so annoyed."
12:00 Holy I had a panic attack That tumblr has a similar image as me jfc-
10:06 is too fucking relatable lmao
My mother tongue (hungarian) has 45 letters so there was at least one fail in this
14:41 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
4:36 *_ANAKIN WONGWALKER_*
16:22 anyone else get that nightvale reference
16:04 SCP-3008 re-writen
You soggy piece of card board
3:27 vsauce is that you?
12:03 no it’s not bad I wouldn’t be surprised if someone did name there kid that
Scared, Potter? Fuck no come at me bro.
13:07 jesus christ so true
1:37 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS ME EVERYDAY
15:43 where her toes at
2:47 it’s from Spongebob
WE ARE ALL IKEA.
*yellow vested soilders marching out of the store* "I-KE-A. IKEEEEA. I-KE-A. IKEEEEA. I-KE-A. IKEEEEA." And so on.
WAIT CLEANING KEYBOARD MODE COULD ALSO BE CAT MODE THERES A COMMAND IN LINUX CAT RUN IT IN THE TERMINAL, CLEAN YOUR KEYBOARD, THEN PRESS CTRL+C BAM
TwO bROs ChiLiNg iN thE HoTUb fiVe fEeT aPaRt caUsE ThEyrE NoT *GAY*
15:14 are u assuming my gender
3:32 looks like something V-source wil post😂
A phrase only Potterheads will understand Scared Potter?
12:20 got me good! especially since i love Undertale and Coco! Lol!
2:15 what's the joke
my fucking name is Anakin
*P-Franciz and the Pres*
**New Yorker Voice* Bada Bing
I tried to laugh at the wisdom teeth one but I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday so it hurts
One time I left the dressing room of a store, and I happened to have a plastic eyeball in my pocket that had been detached from a toy at the dollar store, y'know, the usual, and as I was leaving it *fell* . It rolled under the door of somebody else's dressing room stall. I ran faster than I thought I could run. Tbh kinda miss that eyeball though. Idk, felt like an appropriate time to share.
0:39 i actually did that once it actually kind of worked
the Hasselhoff is SpongeBob movirs
Repeat because the kingdom of God is at stake
16:04 - 16:23 Basically SCP 3008
*10:57* *Only real viners get this*
Any of y'all know Undertale?
8:55 We lost Canada and Mexico to the hogs