important announcement: titties
+Lynn Biskup ?
Hard to swallow pills: Vaccinations don't actually prevent diseases from spreading. They only give your immunity the disease's weaker relative that your immunity beats up, making feel like it can beat up the disease.
Oh no... Thermos Can.
damn like barely any paetron shout outs here, new vids have like 7 pages of them LOL
13:42 I spat out my milk
Yall listen up Reply if you could sleep with your favorite characters from anything who would it be? No sarcasm
At first I was curious like "hmMMMMMmm why is that ringer thing at 0:22 I don't get it" and then I realize it was them messing up on a screenshot and being too lazy to fix it I was trying to find the button the insert an image here but then I got sad bc yt doesnt allow them cries
I have warm hands. Ladies?
That Ikea one actually got me scared 'cause I got lost in Ikea store once Goodbye sleep
too much gayness and other faggotry, that's not funny, that's just repulsive
My dream is woah I'm in undertale
as a new yorker i can tell you that 0:20 is completely accurate
Opens a chest in Thief old PS3 game finds articats (I spam the square button on my controller) I whisper: MINE RRRRRREÈEEEEEEEEEEĖĘĒÊÉË
16:02 Damn it. Once again you've made me fail No Nut November.
I have a stethoscope by my bed because I took an anatomy and physiology class several years ago that required me to have a stethoscope. The reason I keep it by my bed is to make sure I'm still alive at night. It's not because I'm disorganized and haven't put it away or anything after like 7 years years. 😬 But now I have a new use for it. 👀
i always watch these videos at 2.0 speed, so at the end i cant even tell what its saying
Stop stealing memes from SorrowTV you fat fuck.
can you feel it *NOW* mr krabs
16:00 Wh- What.
11:04 took me a while to get this one but when i did i fucking died
3:23 if that's a leopard gecko then we both have a leopard gecko named bean with a lot of spots on them
It took me a while to get that last one, but it was way funnier when I figured it out lol
I have cried so much that beside my eyes have burnt off
5:50 my name means horse and I’m coming for your car
I don’t think we appreciate how wholesome tumblr is when it’s not full of insane 14 year old retard femenazis
Omg I thought they made a David Hasselholf head with chicken body replica thingy and I was disturbed
2:05 killed me 😂😂
JAKE LOOKS LIKE an actual sim a SIM
Didn't anyone realize that at 10:00 he doesn't say "etc" but instead he says "ect"
9:25 B L O R P
0:40 you mean people dont just habe stethascopes(
Hey, Vsauce, Michel here. “3:32”
I -love- my self _love_
8:56 Kira yoshikage
heinz doofenshmirtz' parents failed to attend his actual birth you too huh?
oml i didnt know this would show up 8:39
I didn't get the joke at 10:57 untill the last line appeared TWO BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB! FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY!
holy shit, is that a welcome to night vale reference at the end
My nan had a stethoscope in her closet. Then again, she was a nurse and has many nursing books
Goodfeathers and animaniacs That's all we need
2:52 took me two seconds then I yelled "SPONGEBOB"
yall they missed the perfect opportunity to say "gehography"
2:46 idk why they hate it lol the spongbob movie is awesome
You are Ikea, or enemy of Ikea, Choose Who knows the reference?
Never reward Tumblr.
welcome.... to night vale 16:05 if your confused
2:22 Because some knowledge can do harm also the tooth is hurting me.
I’m watching tumblr awards I don’t give a fuck about mike Dewine fuck off
*STILL LATE BY SATELLITE HIGH INTENSIFIES*
3:17 I’ve done this to my gecko and she friggin loves it lol she thinks it’s warm
If you tell a satanist to go to hell would they say “thank you”
getting lost in ikea has become a meme, and there is even an SCP based on it.
5:55 HOW WOULD YOU TURN IT OFF
One time in gym everyone was t-posing and then my teacher stood up and t-posed with us and it got fucking lit i tell you what
And now,the weather
Omg, that last joke killed me. Am I the only one who got that?
11:04 Two bros, chillin' in the hot tub. Five feet apart cuz' they're not gay
"and now, the weather" is reference to a podcast btw, its called "Welcome To Night Vale"
9:24 I CAN'T BREATHE
When you've seen most of these Tumblr post before already but still watches cause no life
3:42 why is “who did you lose your virginity to?” A security question on all sites? Seems like it’d be easy to remember. Oh wait. Because nobody would be able to answer it 🤣😭
On 2:36 did anyone else see the gallon joke and not just to cat joke
THERES A HORES IN A HOSPITAL
16:05 that’s a fucking SCP
I was watching this in my english class (with earbuds in, which will be important in a second) after a test and started dying laughing and my teacher came up me and asked what I was doing, he then watched 10 seconds and started playing it on the projector. Only half of my class finished the test so he told everyone it was his fault and gave everyone an A. I was supposed to fail that test. I got every answer wrong.
Some kid walked up to me and asked “why are you watching a Tik Tok completions” while I’m watching this vid then he screams “he’s watching tik Tok and I’m horny” Frick my life
U S E L E S S P A P E R C L I P
2:42 this is great
3:16 BEHOLD MY ROBES BEHOLD MY ROBES BEHOLD MY ROBES BEHOLD MY ROBES.
10:26 I was laughing then I stopped immediatly and looked outside. The 8 people who were there all looked at my window. And it was closed. Then I closed the curtains.
13:38 YES. I KNEW IT WOULD BE MULANEY.
8:14 Ah so I can see Punisher, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Ghost rider. Spiderman, Godzilla, Terminator, Billy Jigsaw, Sam from trick r treat, Human torch, Ghostface, Wolverine, Deadpool, Darth Vader, Chucky, Red Hood, And a fuck more, at my house for a sleepover? Sweet
6:46 oh dear. Someone reenacted boko no piko. Lets all run away now befor it gets worse!
Am I the only one who had never seen the very end of a video and now is super obsessed with text-to-talk rap songs?
*new Yorker voice* badda bing *New Yorker from across the street* badda boom *Me as a BLINK* 문을 박차면 모두 날 바라봄 굳이 애써 노력 안 해도
1:38 I've had 32 cases of spiders being caught in my leg hair. I am both incredibly proud of my body doing its job and protecting my insides from danger and incredibly scared that every time I get that feeling it'll be the real thing
Is bacon pork?
0:55 All I heard was “Look at the Harry Potter mango”
8:41 *Conspiracy Theory* So that means Doof, is an imaginary villain and, The owner of that whole organization that "Perry, the platypus" goes to (OWCA- The place) (The owner- Major Monogram) is psychotic or has PTSD and has animals go on "Missions" That are just in his head. Phineas asks "Where's Perry" and this is where Major Monogram takes Perry along with other animals, how does he do it He's a major from the military, and specializes in covert ops; That or Phineas forgets he's being pet sat along with the other animals as a therapy for Major Monogram. or he knows a way to call each pet. Carl is his "assistant" and/or "Mechanical expert" but, really plays along he's obviously a guy who works for the hospital or is a family member taking care of Major Monogram. As Carl reminds Major Monogram during certain episodes. Major Monogram- Has created this villian with Childhood disturbances. Sorry I ruined Phineas and Ferb...I'm going to commit die...
6:39 top ten questions science can still not answer
I was watching this and I got a 2 minute Tik-Tok ad. My skip ad button wasn’t working. I have reached the negative IQ quotient.
No, it just means TikTok has found something out
4:39 OH MY GOD
I love the John Mulaney references!
7:50 HAHA ‘doofenshmirtz’
11:06 Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay
2:54 can someone Please tell me I’m so curious now.
And now, at the deep dark of 2:34 am, it is time I returned to the real world of dreams, comrades. It was fun while it lasted
4:34 .....I have a friend named "Jedi", no joke (-_-;)
Migul did not say that