If Bible Characters had iPhones

katma 16 Jan 2019
John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com

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  • Fire emoji hahahahah this is hilarious!

  • God I love this!!!!!

  • *You're following the woman at the well? Check your heart.* 🤣

  • Please do one of being Jesus' brother growing up.

  • These two are sooo funny and hot 😊

  • If Jesus we're to have an iPhone, he must have the iPhone 8/8 Plus, X, XS, XS Max, or XR.

  • Funny Thanks. Prospertoday.buildlastingsuccess.com If you are a Bible Scholar, this is Hillarious, if not Read your Bible, so you can really laugh!

  • Bwaahahaha!

  • Oh man this is legit. Meaning, I didn't understand much of it...

  • U can’t laugh on stuff like this this is not funny

  • “CHeck your heart” 😂

  • john CHRIST

  • This video... 😂😂😂

  • "Lot's daughter is pregnant? I wonder who the father is..." LMFAO

  • Paul’s in prison again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • “Paul is in prison again...” “Again???” 😂😂😂😂

  • Great vid but 1 mistake, they aren’t “characters”. I know plenty of people will say that religion is a scam and what not but these were actually real people in history, so if you’re Christian or not, these were not “characters”

  • Ok I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I lost my SHIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • *50% chance of quail* I can’t

  • THIS. IS. SO. FUNNY.

  • *Have you seen seen Lot's status update??* *Soddom and Gamora is Lit!!* *When Lot posted it, his wife got super salty!!*

  • Acting was amazing!

  • Efem

  • What about Noah’s GoFundMe account for the Ark?

  • saul changed his username to paul i’m dead 💀💀

  • Are you saved? Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved. In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace. Believe in God, Salvation by faith alone through God's grace and Blood of Christ as an atonement of all sins of the world. A: Admit you are a sinner. "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" Ro 3:23 B: Believe Jesus died on the cross for you and after He resurrected. "And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house." Acts 16:31 "In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;" Eph 1:7 C: Confess your sins to God and turn from it. "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Ro 10:9-10

  • Can we get a part 2 please

  • I LOVE IT 🤣🤣

  • *THIS* is sooooooooooo God!! Love IT! I'm sure Jesus is Smiling Big!! He's got a Great sense of humor!

  • 😅😅😂😂

  • Lot’s daughter being pregnant comment kills me 😳😂

  • Lmao the references were so accurate although i didn’t quite understand the one about Lot.

  • Fire Emoji🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Lol

  • Im offended your making fun with the scripture God Bless you.

  • I love this. 😂

  • It's so funny I forgot to laugh

  • Ya ampun.. kok bisa ya? Dasarnya Alkitab sih tapi kenapa begitu ya? Haruskah?

  • Yeah. Y’all keep mucking it up. The stories of human suffering and dispare. Told so you know how to live and how to worship. Y’all gonna be really shocked with tears in your eyes when the messiah keeps the most high’s promise. You’ll be even worse off when you see that the messiah “Jesus” is black, as described at least once in each of the New and Old Testaments. Tears didn’t save Esau and they won’t save you.

    • So you don't have a source and you have no idea what you're talking about. Thanks.

    • aaaaaaaaardvark Are you lazy or stupid or both? I gave you the source. A simple google search will give you specifics. Also while you’re at it, check out the 1st century art work of Jesus et al. Even in Europe they were often depicted black. It want until the blasphemous work of Byzantine/Roman Empire to organize and dogmatizar Christians did widespread white washing star occurring.

    • References on Jesus being black?

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's too much 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Do I look like Adam to you ? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Vanities

  • What ! You go back to the 80’s and its uncomparable with today so how would you know what it was like back then ???

  • Do you follow Saul? Because he changed his name to Paul 😂

  • wow!!😍

  • Joseph and Mary should've booked Trivago.

  • 1:51 had me weak about the fire emoji 🔥

  • 😭😭😭

  • For sure Jesus used a spaceship to get here and to go. The star the Magi followed was a spaceship, Jonah's whale was a submersible spaceship, and the burning bush was a projection monitor. If you have any doubt just do a search on a paint by a painter that visited the secret Vatican archives in the 1700s and showed in his paint what he saw. The name of the paint is " The Baptism of Christ " by Aert de Gelder.

  • I hope there will be a part 2. This is seriously epic

  • How i finished here...

  • Haha. I love TR-tv:)

  • OMG, FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

  • OHHHHH MY GOSH, the world needed something like this!! XD Thank you for being funny without being sacrilegious, I've found that's a rare find!! God bless you guys!!!

  • I am a pastors kid. And I got every one of these references!! 😂😂

  • Isn't funny at all

  • what happened at 1:02?!

  • Don't hold on the things(i phones,internet) which never existed in old days Don't make fun of Bible characters

  • I loooooooove this Subscribed

  • THIS IS REALLY FOOLISH.

  • Have you seen Paul. He's in prison AGAIN!! LOL And Lots daughter..haha you all are so wrong for that. LOL!!

  • This is too funny 😂

  • 😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • "I used the fire emoji and they got offended" hahahahhahaha 😂😂😂

  • This JUST might be the best thing since Veggies Tales 💀🔥💯😭😂

  • Jesus is verified. Crying. Joseph's brothers are selling him on facebook markeplace. SCREAMING

  • i died wow christianity is amazing

  • We need a Part two please!!! Loved it!!

  • Now, if you read Stories of the Old Testament by yours truly, some of it sounds a bit like this.

  • Hahahahhaha.... Love this!

  • I have watched this so many times! I snortlaff every time. 😂😂😂

  • AWESOME

  • So disrespectful Religion or religious figures should not be treated like this

  • Witty and hilarious!

  • Bwahahahaha!!! So real!

  • They have way, way, way more now. How about technologies that is alive?

  • We need more of these!

  • 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • Well done 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • You guys need to repent and except Jesus Christ as your personal savior. May God be with you.

  • This was hilarious!!!

  • From someone who proudly follows the Bible this is actually funny 😂

  • "Jesus just got a blue checkmark how did he get verified he was 12 followers" lit. srrly.

  • If they had iPhones they would know that all religion is pagan bull crap copycatted off of Egyptian mythology.

  • Hahahaha....isn't David supposed to be at war or sth

  • "Dude David is liking and commenting on all of Bethsheba's spring break pix....what is he doing? he is supposed to be at work.....I dont know dude." Hahaha I'm dead!

  • BRO! DUDE

  • Too cute

  • "Do I look like Adam to you" 😃

  • Hilarious

  • Hi 😀😀

  • Saul changed his username to paul.haha!!!

  • I went to Catholic school for 12 years. This should be required viewing as part of the curriculum. It actually informs without being offensive. That’s a good thing. 👍

  • The joke 🤣🤣🤣 on Shadrack Meshack💥🔥🔥

  • That's so disrespectful. May God forgive y'all

  • There is so much wrong with the title of this video!

  • Jonah going deep sea fishing hahaha

  • Hilarious

  • "I used a 🔥 emoji & they got offended." 😂😂😂.

  • this is one of the funniest video so far....😂❤😇😂❤